Monday, April 27, 2009

NEW New Hate Crime Legislation

Since everyone seems to be running to the forefront for "hate-crimes" protection, I think it would be quite proper for the following to be passed and added to all the hate-crimes legislation.

Hate Crime Protection For Christians
Christians, being defined as those who practice Christianity, have protection from injury and death accordingly. Therefore, any individual spewing hatred, obscenities, or demoralizing remarks towards Christianity and its adherents may be in violation of Federal Law, Statute 777.12. Any individual condoning acts of hatred, violence, and injury towards said protected group can be imprisoned for inciting violence towards a federally protected group. Such criminal activity includes, but is not limited to, False Reporting by media outlets, Hate-filled lyrics by artists of any genre, Political Hate-Speech by any representative of government, Misrepresentation by left-wing extremists, etc. Fines and imprisonment will be no less than a monthly tithe to a local church and required listening of the "Thru The Bible" series of J. Vernon McGee. All rights guaranteed by this act of legislation shall supersede all other laws.


Author:
Matt Gholson, Non-congressional representative

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